BREATHE!
Pass the stress ball, I need a squeeze. I’m finding that the candle has more than “both ends” because I’m burning from several different directions. I need to mouth breathe….deep inhales.
An escape to the island of Tybee is just what I needed….thank you to Stacye & Lannie Jarrell for the over the top “cottage.” Actually, I’m down here for a meeting with uber publicist Toren Anderson & author Bernie Schein about creating some upcoming events in Macon. More on that as it unfolds.
Reflection over the past few weeks is enough to put me into a fetal position…let me pull out my SoChi Popcorn & quickly recap.
The 2010 Macon Film Festival has proven that to be the REAL Reel Thing! A-list talent, amazing independent films, national press and filmmakers from all over the country resulted in sell-out crowds proving that this little fest is a force that is only going to continue to grow in the years to come. Once again retaining our title of the “Friendliest Little Film Festival” in the country, “Hollywood” has taken note and tasted the MAGAtini. This is just another example of what diligent networking reaps. 
A huge thank you to my fellow festival board members who work their asses off to turn this event into the major success it has become: Tony Long, Tabitha Walker, Elliott Dunwody, Stephanie Shadden, Cindy Hill, Priscilla Esser, Craig Coleman, Julie Wilkerson, Sylvia Boykin, Blaine Whittle, Tony Long, Jr. and the maven of the MAGAtini: BJ Dunwody! Thanks also to actors Jack McBrayer & Illeana Douglas for attending this years fest. Upping the cool factor was the first ever MAGA iChat with actress Carrie Preston following the screening of her film That Evening Sun.
Following the fest was a serious case of the zombieidous, but no time for dying. The 11th Hour’s Reader’s Choice Awards had me presenting and the SoChi Boutique Warehouse Sale had me trying to avoid a stampede of over 600 people.
All this makes a boy hungry…and no better place to quench those hunger pains than by attending C&S Seafood & Oyster Bar’s launch of their Spring Menu. If you’ve not tried it…go. No question this is one of Atlanta’s best.
Planning & keeping in the zone. SoChi Services is going fashion crazy, cooking up a mystery and on the prowl of a howl in NYC. Stay Tuned.
SEE: THE CRAZIES filmed in Middle Georgia.
FUTURE LOVE PARADISE
Cox Capitol Theatre’s annual Lawnmower Race @ Amerson Water Works Park. March 20th & 21st.
Cherry Blossom Fashion Show @ the City Auditorium. March 25th. $35/person
A Taste of Bert’s Bistro @ Lemongrass Thai Bistro. March 30th @ 7pm. A Five course wine-paired dinner by Alan Bass.
SoChi Services is cooking up a mystery! On April 22nd we will be launching an underground dinner event called the SoChilicious Supper Club. The location will be kept secret until the night of the event. Remember the Raves of the 80’s? well, SoChi Services are bringing them back…only this time, the ecstasy will be the cuisine.
Pull out the big (water) guns and head to Tybee Island for the 2010 Beach Bum Parade . Friday, May 21st.





“Well I just got into town about an hour ago. Took a look around, see which way the wind blow. Where the little girls in their Hollywood bungalows?”
We stayed at the historical
Moving on to pre-premiere cocktails @ the
The film was fab - as was the after party at the old Hollywood haunt
is Library Bar’s King of the Cocktail:
F**k It! This is a make-it-or-break-it year and if you are gonna break it .. do with style and a bull between your legs!
Besides, you can’t throw an Urban Cowboy theme party without a mechanical bull - imitators may try…but there is only one cowboy in this rodeo. (note to self: “Terrell, love the haters! LOVE THE HATERS!”)
presently lounging poolside on February 3rd in PERFECT Southern California weather @ at
Earlier today while thumbing through the current addition of LA WEEKLY, what do I see? A story on the “STUCK!” premiere tonight. Photos by Maconite
Kiss Me, You Fool! Spa Medical invites you to find that lovin’ feelin @ their PUCKER UP! event. Tuesday, February 9th. 5p-8p. 556 Third Street, Downtown Macon. FREE. 3 lucky attendees will be plucked out of the audience & receive a complimentary make over. Door Prizes valued over $500. Wine & Desserts will be offered.
My #1 New Year’s Resolution for 2010 is to Do The Local Motion…Shop, Eat & Play Local. And by local, I mean independently owned & operated businesses. Regardless of what city you are in, local businesses drive the local economy.
EAT LOCAL. Abso-FORKING-lutely attend the
DRINK LOCAL. Macon Water on Tap! we have the Best Aquifer in the country.
WEAR LOCAL. 2010 Macon Film Festival T-Shirts on Sale now @ the
PLAY LOCAL.
The Wizard of Oz meets Pink Floyd. The 11th Hour presents THE DARK SIDE OF THE RAINBOW. Saturday, Jan. 30th @ the Cox Capitol Theatre. 7pm. Tix. $5.

2009 was my PACINO year. And by that I mean fast-paced with a lot of HIGH highs and a few drained Corpses (including
2009 is the year that the SoChilite was born - like the Phoenix from the Ashes, Baby! I coined the term “SoChi” (South of
2009 was a year of
What’s so fabulous about the bastard? Everything! The Fabulous Bastard was created in my honor at the hip little SoChi eatery:
2009 was the year that the 4th Annual
The festival resulted in the motion picture “
SoChilicious new restaurants including Dolce Vita Café & Bar, Lemongrass Thai Bistro, Greek Corner Deli and Macon Pizza opened and The Rookery reinvented itself. Now we need to support them with our patronage.
New Year’s Eve in Downtown Macon
On a recent trip to a remodeled Kroger, the 80’s Wendy’s
Holy Hale Storm, Batman!
Bacon is the new Black, but Chocolate is always in style! Kill two birds with one stone:
NewTown GetDown. Thursday December 17th. 5:30pm. The Terminal Station.
Admit it, you have a tacky Christmas sweater! Ok, if you don’t I know your mom does. Grab that sucker and meet me @ The Rookery on Wednesday, Dec. 23rd for their UGLY XMAS SWEATER CONTEST. A panel of judges (of which I’m one) will select winners based on tackiness, flair, swagger & creativity. Cash Prizes are involved.

OK, It’s a little late in the game, but I’m hooked on
“You can mix business with pleasure.” –Madison Hildebrand, Million Dollar Listing
“It’s not about the money. It’s about becoming a Brand.” – Chad Rogers, Million Dollar Listing
“I don’t just sell houses. I sell a Lifestyle.” Josh Flagg, Million Dollar Listing
“I’m Ready for my Close-Up, Mr. DeMille!”
“Now, That’s a Steal.” Sticky Fingers take note. A gift for the cheap bastard in your life: Duct Tape wallets @
“The Man Who Came to Dinner” @
Mike Kinnebrew Christmas Concert @
Meet actor Tony Hale, star of TV’s “ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT.” Friday, Dec. 18th @ the 
Events & The City
Obviously a good guesstimate of the number of people will be a major deciding factor as to WHERE you decided to host the event…so work on that guest list!


Sometimes BIGGER is BETTER! Especially when it’s not hard. Well hung = an unforgettable experience. I know what you’re thinking … “HO.” Give it to me 3 times. “HO HO HO!”
You are surely haggard from hanging that tinsel, right? I’m going to refresh you just in time for all those holiday parties. Meet me at
Admit it, you like handcuffs. “Buster Bluth” (Tony Hale) of TV’s Arrested Development will be in Macon @ the
Bacon is the new Black! Who doesn’t love bacon? Add it to the Pimento Cheese sandwich @ JoeD’s on Ingleside Avenue ….SUUEET!
Let
The Jazz Association of Macon’s HOLIDAY JAM. Dec. 4th @ 8pm. Library Ballroom. $25 Advance Tix. $30 at the door. 478-501-8100.

