Nail It Down
I got nailed by a roofer. It was a sloppy screw. Yes, it’s true. Aside from a new roof, he gave me a gift that keeps on giving – NAILS. Nails fall from the roof every time the wind blows, every time it rains. 5 lbs of nails have fallen so far – into the shrubs, the grass, the driveway. Nails are like Kryptonite to my Mini Cooper – taking it down fast. After 2 new tires, 2 patched tires and a bag of retrieved rusting nails we are afraid to walk barefoot, the yard has become toxic. If you’re re-roofing, don’t use “my guy.”
I had the pleasure of spending Saturday night @ home with my kids. No Parties, No Work, No Facebooking and it totally Sucked – in a good way. We sunk our teeth into a Vampire Diaries marathon. Thanks to the magic of DVR, we have every episode nailed down. This CW series is filmed in Georgia so I’m real high on that. If you’ve not seen the show, it airs every Thursdays @ 8pm.
April 15th may be taxing, but Starbuck’s will give you a Free Cup of Coffee. Bring a reusable travel mug and get Free brewed coffee. And you’ll save a tree from being screwed.
I have tried to institute a day that my wife, kids & I do something as a family. We call it “Family Day.” This is typically on Sunday. This coming Family Day will be spent on the Ocmulgee River. We are doing our first Ocmulgee Expeditions trip. My daughter has a nail-biting fear of small boats, so this trip should make for good fodder for next week’s blog. 
Spring is Here. The community is blooming with events. Get your schedules nailed down!
FUTURE LOVE PARADISE
Fired Works kicks off with the Preview Party on Friday, April 16, 6 – 9 p.m. @ the Round Building, Central City Park.
Meet the artists and get the first chance to buy and browse thousands of pieces of original pottery and sculpture. Live music, burgers grilled on-site by Market City Cafe. Complimentary wine and beer. $25 per person. Fired Works Show & Sale is Saturday, April 17th – Sunday, April 25th. Events include FREE Saturday workshops for Kids, FREE workshops for Teens, Pottery Roadshow, Ceramic Artists Roundtable, Cocktails & Clay and more.
The 74th Annual Atlanta Dogwood Festival takes place this weekend. Friday, April 16 – Sunday, April 18th @ Piedmont Park. FREE Admission. Artists Market, Kids Village.
Nail down your season tickets to Macon’s newest baseball team: the Macon Pinetoppers. Tickets go on sale Saturday, April 17th. Tickets may be purchased @ Luther Williams Field ticket office or online: http://www.pinetoppers.com. The Season begins June 19th.
FREE CLOTHES! Treasure Vintage will be giving away clothes & other items on Saturday, April 17th. 12-7 pm. 352 Cotton Avenue. Tell your thrifty friends!
SweetWater 420 Fest. The 2 Day outdoor party takes place this weekend: April 17-18 @ Candler Park, Atlanta. Click to win 2 VIP Tix, Hotel Room, Prize Pack & a $50 Gas Card. Winner chosen on April 9th.
SoChi Services is cooking up a mystery! On Thursday, April 22nd we will be launching an underground dinner event called the SoChilicious Supper Club. The location will be kept secret until the night of the event. Remember the Raves of the 80’s? well, SoChi Services are bringing them back…only this time, the ecstasy will be the cuisine. Purchase your tix @ http://www.showclix.com/event/8713
Kentucky Derby Party @ the Cox Capitol Theatre. May 1st. 5-10p. $10 admission. Cash Bar, Mint Juleps, Fried Chicken baskets. Throw on a big ‘ole hat and come stomp the grass.
Brian Adams in concert @ the Grand Opera House. Friday, May 14th. 8pm. Tix: $35-$75. 478-301-5470.
Pull out the big (water) guns and head to Tybee Island for the 2010 Beach Bum Parade . Friday, May 21st.
Dave Matthews Band. Tuesday, July 27th. Lakewood Amphitheatre.
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“Well I just got into town about an hour ago. Took a look around, see which way the wind blow. Where the little girls in their Hollywood bungalows?”
We stayed at the historical
Moving on to pre-premiere cocktails @ the
The film was fab – as was the after party at the old Hollywood haunt
is Library Bar’s King of the Cocktail:
My #1 New Year’s Resolution for 2010 is to Do The Local Motion…Shop, Eat & Play Local. And by local, I mean independently owned & operated businesses. Regardless of what city you are in, local businesses drive the local economy.
EAT LOCAL. Abso-FORKING-lutely attend the
DRINK LOCAL. Macon Water on Tap! we have the Best Aquifer in the country.
WEAR LOCAL. 2010 Macon Film Festival T-Shirts on Sale now @ the
PLAY LOCAL.
The Wizard of Oz meets Pink Floyd. The 11th Hour presents THE DARK SIDE OF THE RAINBOW. Saturday, Jan. 30th @ the Cox Capitol Theatre. 7pm. Tix. $5.

2009 was my PACINO year. And by that I mean fast-paced with a lot of HIGH highs and a few drained Corpses (including
2009 is the year that the SoChilite was born – like the Phoenix from the Ashes, Baby! I coined the term “SoChi” (South of
2009 was a year of
What’s so fabulous about the bastard? Everything! The Fabulous Bastard was created in my honor at the hip little SoChi eatery:
2009 was the year that the 4th Annual
The festival resulted in the motion picture “
SoChilicious new restaurants including Dolce Vita Café & Bar, Lemongrass Thai Bistro, Greek Corner Deli and Macon Pizza opened and The Rookery reinvented itself. Now we need to support them with our patronage.
New Year’s Eve in Downtown Macon
On a recent trip to a remodeled Kroger, the 80’s Wendy’s
Holy Hale Storm, Batman!
Bacon is the new Black, but Chocolate is always in style! Kill two birds with one stone:
NewTown GetDown. Thursday December 17th. 5:30pm. The Terminal Station.
Admit it, you have a tacky Christmas sweater! Ok, if you don’t I know your mom does. Grab that sucker and meet me @ The Rookery on Wednesday, Dec. 23rd for their UGLY XMAS SWEATER CONTEST. A panel of judges (of which I’m one) will select winners based on tackiness, flair, swagger & creativity. Cash Prizes are involved.

OK, It’s a little late in the game, but I’m hooked on
“You can mix business with pleasure.” –Madison Hildebrand, Million Dollar Listing
“It’s not about the money. It’s about becoming a Brand.” – Chad Rogers, Million Dollar Listing
“I don’t just sell houses. I sell a Lifestyle.” Josh Flagg, Million Dollar Listing
“I’m Ready for my Close-Up, Mr. DeMille!”
“Now, That’s a Steal.” Sticky Fingers take note. A gift for the cheap bastard in your life: Duct Tape wallets @
“The Man Who Came to Dinner” @
Mike Kinnebrew Christmas Concert @
Meet actor Tony Hale, star of TV’s “ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT.” Friday, Dec. 18th @ the 
Tuesday night 
Bunnies weren’t made for boiling. Shoot ‘em instead. I have to give props to my dear friend, artist & filmmaker
Karen Black (two-time Golden Globe winner and Academy Award nominee) brings her play, “Missouri Waltz,” to Macon’s 
Not since
Hit me with those laser beams!
Maconite
You know what it’s like. You’ve had a day from Hell. The “rat on a wheel” kind of day. Quittin’ Time rolls around and you are now happily home. You dive into that newly delivered 
DOCS WHO ROCK. Saturday, August 15th @ The Blacksmith Shop. 7p-10p. Contact 

